All the Best Thrilling Quotes From Disney+’s Andor Season 1 to Use as Instagram Captions
The long wait is over—Andor has finally dropped on Disney+, and it's even better than we could have hoped.
The new series follows the titular Cassian Andor in a prequel to the Star Wars film Rogue One, following his life as a thief before he's recruited to the Rebel Alliance, joining together against the evil Galactic Empire. It's a more adult take on the series, with elements of a spy thriller, and we cannot get enough. If you're in the same boat, keep scrolling for our favorite quotes from the first season to use as your next Instagram caption.
For the pic from your technology-free vacay:
"No weapons. No comms. No credit. No nonsense."
-Doorman
For when your ensemble is edgy, yet cute:
"Oh, that is a hard look for a little thing like you."
-Kravas
For when you're having a brain fart:
"Pausing for data lag."
-B2EMO
For when you're being slightly dishonest:
"I can lie. I have adequate power reserves."
-B2EMO
(Andor via Disney+)
For your slightly questionable Starbucks order:
"You insulted my choice of beverage."
-Brasso
For showing off the modifications you've made to your outfit:
"Pockets, piping, and some light tailoring."
-Syril Karn
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For the sarcastic post about the person you love most in the world:
"One of the most unpleasant people I've ever met."
-Chief Hyne
(Andor via Disney+)
For when everything goes slightly awry:
"This case appears to bear all the hallmarks of what I like to describe as 'regrettable misadventure.'"
-Chief Hyne
For when you need to fib about the way things really went down:
"I want you to conjure a suitable accident."
-Chief Hyne
For when you reach a milestone that will probably only matter to you:
"Something sad but inspiring in a mundane sort of way."
-Chief Hyne
For when you're working a part-time job for a little extra cash:
"I need every credit I can put my hands on to…"
-Cassian Andor
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For the selfie that flaunts your feminine complexity:
"You'd better find yourself a less-complicated woman."
-Cassian Andor
For when you're doing a little bit of litter pickup:
"Leave it better than you found it."
-Cassian Andor
(Andor via Disney+)
For showing the world your hefty to-do list:
"If we're making a list, we're making a list."
-Cassian Andor
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you're feeling especially expedient:
"Tempo is crucial. Velocity in the service of inspired leadership, is there a worthy substitute? I think not."
-Sergeant Linus Mosk
For when you're working harder than you ever have:
"Half measures. The take-it-slow, the wait-and-see. It's a plague on discipline."
-Sergeant Linus Mosk
For the shot of you honing your skills:
"The best way to keep the blade sharp is to use it."
-Sergeant Linus Mosk
For when you badly need a cup of coffee:
"Tell me you have caf."
-Bix Caleen
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you're sick and tired of waiting around for things to happen:
"There comes a time when the risk of doing nothing becomes the greatest risk of all."
-Syril Karn
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For the shot of you and the people who help you through life every day:
"This is one of those decisive moments, and I can't imagine a team I'd rather share it with than all of you."
-Syrii Karn
(Andor via Disney+)
For the photo of you and your special someone:
"Special people are hard to find."
-Luthen Rael
For when you're covered in scratches after trying to hold a feisty cat:
"Rule number one, never carry anything you don't control."
-Luthen Rael
For when you decide to leave the party early:
"Rule number two, build your exit on your way in."
-Luthen Rael
(Andor via Disney+)
For threatening to drop someone off at home if they don't want to do fun stuff with you:
"Seems to me you have two choices. Either I drop you somewhere and you start running or you come with me and help with something important."
-Luthen Rael
For the pic from the all-you-can-eat buffet:
"I'm offering you everything you want, all at once."
-Luthen Rael
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you're fighting for something that really matters:
"Wouldn't you rather give it all at once to something real than carve off useless pieces till there's nothing left?"
-Luthen Rael
For when you put a bandage on someone and act like you're a pro doctor:
"We are healthcare providers. We treat sickness. We identify symptoms. We locate germs whether they arise from within or have come from the outside. The longer we wait to identify a disorder, the harder it is to treat the disease."
-Major Partagaz
(Andor via Disney+)
For when a string of ridiculousness got you into a not great situation:
"It took the combined ingredients of idiocy, ineptitude, and total disengagement for this farce to have reached the full apex of incredulous disaster."
-Lieutenant Supervisor Blevin
For telling someone to shut up:
"Save your wind."
-Vel Sartha
For when you're too busy to hang out with people willy-nilly:
"I suggest you schedule an appointment."
-Lieutenant Supervisor Blevin
For when it's every man for himself:
"You fall here, you fall alone."
-Lieutenant Supervisor Blevin
For when you have to keep hush-hush about an exciting development:
"That's all I'll say. Anything else is a violation of security."
-Vel Sartha
For the shot from that gorgeously timeless spot in nature:
"This is a place where time stands still."
-Luthen Rael
For showing off all of the fun stuff you're doing with new friends:
"You're at the boring end of the table. These people are fun."
-Perrin Fertha
For when things aren't as exciting as you wish they could be:
"Must everything be boring and sad?"
-Perrin Fertha
For your best pic of a firework show:
"From the ground, it's a thing of beauty. In the sky, it's chaos."
-Karis Nemik
For when you're cramming for the text you should've studied for earlier:
"Now, you've got a lot to learn and very little time to do it."
-Vel Sartha
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you're cuddling a very rowdy pup:
"He is, I'm sure, a challenge to work with."
-Major Partagaz
For when you're trying to improve your posture:
"You're slouching. Is that how you've been presenting yourself to the world?"
-Eedy Karn
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you know something isn't going to live up to the expectations
"You might as well wear a sign that says, 'I promise to disappoint you.'"
-Eedy Karn
For when you know someone doesn't really want to hang out:
"Any civilized being knows an open invitation is no invitation at all."
-Eedy Karn
For when you have to put the pieces together yourself:
"I know what you tell me. I intuit the rest."
-Eedy Karn
For when you can't forget about something wronging you:
"The axe forgets, but the tree remembers."
-Arvel Skeen
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you're asked to wake up way too early to do something:
"Is this really how you'd like to start the day?"
-Mon Mothma
For when you're fighting for your rights:
"Our elemental rights are such a simple thing to hold, they will have to shake the galaxy hard to loosen our grip."
-Karis Nemik
For demonstrating how you'd do things, if you were in charge:
"If I was them, this is how I'd do it."
-Dedra Meero
For when you're being systematic:
"Never climb the same fence twice."
-Dedra Meero
For when you're terrified, but don't plan to back down:
"Of course I'm afraid. But there's a difference between fear and losing your nerve."
-Cassian Andor
For when you know it's not goodbye:
"No farewells tonight."
-Vel Sartha
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you know things will work out, but that doesn't make you any less anxious:
"I'm struggling to understand why my faith doesn't calm me. I believe in something. Why am I so unsettled?"
-Karis Nemik
For when you're standing up for your rights:
"So you think it's hopeless, do you? Freedom? Independence? Justice? We should just submit and be thankful?"
-Karis Nemik
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you get the worst gift ever:
"Do I look thankful to you?"
-Cassian Andor
For when you need all of the concentration and focus in the world:
"Tighten up. Eyes front."
-Taramyn Barcona
For when your pants don't fit quite like they used to:
"Perhaps you've expanded."
-Roboda Beehaz
For hoping the universe will send you what you need:
"May The Eye find the good in all of us."
-Chieftain
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you get way luckier than you deserve:
"Yeah, luck. It drives the whole damn galaxy, doesn't it?"
-Arvel Skeen
For when it's in your best interest to act selfishly:
"Oh, I'm a rebel. It's just, uh… me against everybody else."
-Arvel Skeen
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you're trying to say everything you need to say through your fashion choices:
"Everything says something."
-Eedy Karn
For when you're feeling insecure:
"Look at me. I don't believe in myself. I am desperate for approval."
-Eedy Karn
For when you've finally crossed the point of no return:
"Turning back will be impossible."
-Luthen Rael
For when there's going to be some rule-breaking in your future:
"There will be no rules going forward."
-Luthen Rael
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you land somewhere you never expected:
"Life takes us where it will."
-Tay Kolma
For when you haven't been as authentic as you'd like on Insta:
"It's a projection. It's a front. Smile."
-Mon Mothma
For when you spoil yourself with your hard-earned gains:
"Take all the money you've found and go and find some peace."
-Maarva Andor
For when your pet has you worried sick:
"I've never loved anything the way I love you, and I've never fretted on anything more."
-Maarva Andor
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you have to upgrade to a new phone:
"Systems either change or die."
-Dedra Meero
For when you're researching the issues that really matter:
"My full report highlights the prevalence of this problem galaxy-wide."
-Dedra Meero
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you have a lot of demands for the holiday season:
"This is quite the wishlist."
-Colonel Yularen
For when you have to go all out to get things organized:
"Can one ever be too aggressive in preserving order?"
-Syril Karn
For when you feel like you can't relax for a single moment:
"Productivity is encouraged, evaluation is constant."
-Kino Loy
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you're taking care of yourself first:
"Charity begins at home."
-Tay Kolma
For when you need to get away from it all with a pricey self-care day:
"Maybe I'm a rich girl running away from her family."
-Cinta Kaz
For accepting that vulnerability isn't weakness:
"Vulnerability is inevitable."
-Kleya Marki
For when being told "no" makes you want to act out:
"Oppression breeds rebellion."
-Luthen Rael
For when you feel like you're the only person who knows what they're doing:
"I am the only one with clarity of purpose.
-Saw Gerrera
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you slip under the radar because people keep making broad assumptions:
"You pull in the net and the easy thing, the quick thing, is to assume that everything
you've dragged to shore is a fish."-Dedra Meero
For when you're waiting for someone to play nice:
"Let me know when you're willing to cooperate."
-Dr. Gorst
For when you're forced to listen to music you can't stand:
"It's repeat listenings that cause the most damage."
-Dedra Meero
(Andor via Disney+)
For when someone's deeply underestimating you:
"The less they think we know, the better."
-Cassian Andor
For when you've been chronically single:
"Yes. All the good ones are taken."
-Vel Sartha
For when it's time to splurge on yourself:
"Be a spoiled, rich girl for a while. Remind people that's who you are."
-Mon Mothma
For fighting for a cause you truly believe in:
"We've chosen a side. We're fighting against the dark. We're making something of our lives.
-Vel Sartha
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you get a second chance:
"I thought I had ruined my life. I thought I was done."
-Syril Karn
For when hope keeps you going, despite it all:
"I realized that if nothing else, there was justice, and beauty in the galaxy and if I just kept going, perhaps my deranged belief that there was something better fated for me in the future was a dream worth clinging to."
-Syril Karn
For when the time to change everything has come:
"There is only then and now. There is only one way out. Play it how you want."
-Kino Loy
(Andor via Disney+)
For when your dorm decorating policy has lots of restrictions, but you make do:
"The rules are strict on décor. Our choices for change are limited."
-Mon Mothma
For when you have a little money and you're not going to let anyone judge how you spend it:
"I know it's tasteless and cliché, but one of the indulgences of great wealth is freedom from other people's opinions."
-Davo Sculdun
For when you actually understand the assignment, for once:
"I like when things are clear."
-Davo Sculdun
For when defining the lines sets you free:
"Boundaries can be liberating."
-Davo Sculdun
(Andor via Disney+)
For when a new dealing seems a tiny bit shady:
"A drop of discomfort may be the price of doing business."
-Davo Sculdun
For when you want that person to just come out and tell you they like you:
"If you wanna say something, you should say it now."
-Xaul
For being dramatic about a bad choice:
"I've given up all chance at inner peace. I've made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts."
-Luthen Rael
For when you've been moody and it's gotten you in trouble:
"My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they've set me on a path from which there is no escape."
-Luthen Rael
For when you've compromised for the greater good:
"I burn my decency for someone else's future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I'll never see."
-Luthen Rael
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you've been working so long your fingers have no sensation:
"I can't feel my hands."
-Ruescott Melshi
For when you've been so busy, it hurts:
"I have a constant blur of plates spinning and knives on the floor,"
-Kleya Marki
(Andor via Disney+)
For when you've been stuck inside so long, being out feels unreal:
"All this space. Fresh air. Like a dream, right?"
-Ruescott Melshi
For when you go home because you've already had enough embarrassment:
"I've been shamed enough for one night."
-Mon Mothma
For when knowledge is power:
"The man who sees everything is more blessed than cursed."
– Klem Andor
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