57 Iconic Quotes From Netflix’s Freeridge to Use as Your Next Instagram Caption
From the moment we heard that On My Block was getting a spin-off series, it became one of our most highly anticipated new shows of 2023, and Freeridge does not disappoint.
It turns out that Freeridge is just as charming and unforgettable as its predecessor with real wit and a cast of vibrant, relatable characters who deal with some heavy stuff, even as they work their way through navigating the curse they've unleashed. It's a coming-of-age story that's fresh and funny, and we're crossing our fingers so tightly that we'll be getting a second season tying the story even further into the On My Block mythos. And did we mention it's also ridiculously quotable? We've gathered all of our favorite lines from the show (with notes on how to use them as Instagram captions) below.
For when your friends start dating and it messes up the dynamic:
"I'm sensing some preferential treatment that borders on inappropriate."
-Ines
(Freeridge via Netflix)
For when you're not afraid to fight a little dirty:
"Biting's okay as long as you don't break the skin."
-Principal
For getting your besties out of a jam for the hundredth time:
"The last time I'm gonna save you fools. My fee has gone up. I'm too busy for this!"
-Tonio
For when you're being self-deprecating, but at least your mirror selfie is cute:
"She's ruining my life and probably my future."
-Gloria
For when it's time to socialize:
"I read your horoscope, and your third house of communication is energized."
-Demi
For when your tendency for people-pleasing makes you overcommit:
"I need boundaries."
-Gloria
For when you're always solving everyone's problems:
"Things don't just magically work out! They work out because I figure them out FOR you!"
-Gloria
For your pic at your new job:
"Having a plan, doing the work. That's what gets you money."
-Gloria
For the shot of the person who always brightens your days:
"There's my complicated ray of light, like sunshine peeking through a lot of grumpy clouds."
-Andre
For when you and your friends aren't as tight-knit as you used to be:
"Is it just me, or does it feel like this friend group needs to be smaller? More intimate?"
-Ines
For seeking a bit of spiritual wisdom:
"Spirit guides, give me a sign if we're damned."
-Demi
For when you put aside what scares you to take charge:
"If we're gonna take on evil, we need someone to fearlessly lead the way."
-Gloria
(Freeridge via Netflix)
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For not leaving any problems unsolved:
"Like a GOAT goat. When you get something, you chew the hell out of it."
-Ines
For when you're not taking any more advice from an app:
"We're not solving this on TikTok, dummy."
-Gloria
For when you said some things you now regret while you were emotional:
"How dare you use my words against me in a vulnerable moment."
-Tonio
For when you got all your witchy know-how from YouTube:
"Even a YouTube-taught star witch knows that in order to reverse the curse, you have to know what kind of curse it is."
-Demi
For trying to perfect your artsiest craft:
"It's a science, except harder because it actually matters."
-Demi
(Freeridge via Netflix)
For when someone's being more closed-off than ever:
"There he goes. Adding another brick to his emotional wall."
-Andre
For when you're working through it with therapy and a great skincare routine:
"Scars only heal with vitamin E and talking."
-Demi
For the photo with the person you always lean on to get you out of trouble:
"I give you full responsibility and authority to lead us out of the darkness and into the light."
-Gloria
For when you just want to keep it all in:
"Are you really gonna make me talk about my feelings right now?"
-Cam
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For documenting paranormal activity:
"You know what's really scary? The ghost can write backwards."
-Ines
(Freeridge via Netflix)
For when your actions are stronger than your words:
"Strong women lead by example."
-Gloria
For when the guy you're crushing on has zero social media footprint:
"He has no social media, which means he's either a psychopath or better than all of us."
-Ines
For when you and your bestie have everything in common–including astrological houses:
"Makes sense. We share a moon sign."
-Demi
For your killer workout:
"If I burn any more calories, my thigh gap's gonna come back."
-Cam
For when you have zero chill:
"If I had to rate it on the anxiety scale, what is the number that comes after dry mouth and heart palpitations but is right before diarrhea?"
-Demi
For when you color-code absolutely everything:
"I feel like it gives the task a little personality."
-Rusty
(Freeridge via Netflix)
For when your witchy friends have your back:
"My friend does spells, so I don't need protection."
-Gloria
For when you honestly didn't have an ulterior motive:
"Yeah. Double reverse psychology. That's definitely what I was doing."
-Demi
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For when you're just trying to make things right:
"Your problem is that you are trying to fix something that is broken."
-Cinnamon
For when love's got you feeling corny:
"I'm two halves, but whole with you."
-Rusty
For when you don't feel like wearing a costume:
"Halloween is offensive to ghosts. It was created by Hollywood and candy corporations trying to push their agendas. It's spiritual appropriation."
-Demi
For when you can't stop touching your favorite silky-soft material:
"Who doesn't love fabric? Fabric is the fabric of our lives."
-Andre
For when self-care is the key to letting go:
"It's time we give you an emotional facial. We gotta dig out that dirt and cleanse the pores of your soul so you can love again."
-Andre
For when someone doesn't even remember saying something you think about every day:
"The comment cut to the core of my identity, so I think my recollection might be better than yours."
-Cam
For the homemade meal that's food for the soul:
"Carrots and garlic are good natural spirit cleansers."
-Demi
For when everything gets to be a bit much:
"I'm tired. And I'm tired of being tired."
-Gloria
(Freeridge via Netflix)
For refusing to settle:
"Take your time and really hold out for what you deserve."
-Ines
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For letting your heart guide you (for once):
"Thinking always ruins the moment, which is why I never do it."
-Cam
For when you're just looking for a person who gets it:
"Someone who can read my natal chart, my horoscope, and the room all at once."
-Demi
For when you realize it's going to take a bit longer to heal than you thought:
"Sometimes trauma runs so deep that all the self-help in the world can't fix it."
-Andre
For when you catch a cheater mid-smooch:
"I caught them mouth-to-mouth, and she did not need resuscitating."
-Andre
For when your 'fit has you feeling like Kim K:
"I'm getting coastal vibes. Or I'm smelling a hint of Kardashian Calabasas."
-Tonio
(Freeridge via Netflix)
For deflecting blame when people are upset with you:
"This is not what anyone should be focused on or upset about, not with global warming and… and drowning polar bears."
-Demi
For when someone says you have an anger problem:
"I'm not the one who needs loser management!"
-Gloria
For realizing it's okay to make mistakes:
"You're just human, trying to figure it out like the rest of us."
-Rusty
For when netting points is more important than style:
"Granny style is statistically more accurate than overhand. Look it up."
-Andre
(Freeridge via Netflix)
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For when you can't always find the right thing to say:
"I'm bad at the things. Words, feelings, color coordination."
-Cam
For when your mystical practices aren't getting you any results yet:
"I mean, not all witches are made alike."
-Demi
For when you feel like you're just moments away from a catastrophe:
"Everything about me says 'resting victim face.'"
-Ines
For when you have to let someone go:
"Sometimes you can love someone and not be good for them."
-Pedigreed Mystic
For when you've been accidentally manifesting bad luck:
"Curses come in two ways. The ones that are put upon you, and the ones you put upon yourself."
-Pedigreed Mystic
For when you're not mentally prepared to hear someone unpack their whole life for you:
"This feels like a trauma dump, and I have no room for it."
-Andre
For when you finally decide to choose joy:
"It's never too late to manifest your way to happiness."
-Gloria
For when you're actually putting effort into your dating life:
"I'm listening to a relationship podcast, and I'm also reading a book."
-Cam
For the meal that you need to get perfect:
"There is a science to this and math! It's science and math and a bit of art!"
-Demi
(Freeridge via Netflix)
Need more Freeridge in your life? Click HERE to read our interview with Ciara Riley Wilson, who plays Demi in the show.