If SpongeBob SquarePants Is Your Kindred Spirit, You Need All of These Items

There's a reason SpongeBob is featured in almost every meme you see: he's just so darn relatable.

If you know that you and SpongeBob would be instant besties, keep scrolling to discover 11 items you need in your life.

SpongeBomb SquarePants: $5

SpongeBob loves an effervescent bubble bath, so follow his lead and make your own bathtime way more fun with this bath bomb. It's pineapple-scented, obviously.

(via Etsy)

 

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen Hat: $18.25

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was No. 1, and now you can be, too, thanks to this snapback. Unfortunately, it doesn't include the soda holders on the sides—but you may be able to rig something up.

(via Zazzle)

 

Mocking SpongeBob Meme Pin: $12.49

Did you know that the mocking SpongeBob meme is actually from an episode where SpongeBob thought he was a chicken? Regardless, this meme is now legendary, so wear its pin proudly on your lapel.

(via Etsy)

 

Matching SpongeBob and Patrick BFF Phone Cases: $8.99

SpongeBob and Patrick will be friends to the very end. If your friendship is just as strong, get these matching phone cases for you and your bestie.

(via eBay)

 

OXO Good Grips Stainless Steel Spatula: $8.99

You could buy a plastic replica of SpongeBob's spatula at a costume store, or you can buy a legit spatula from a reputable company that's basically identical, for exactly the same price.

(via Amazon)

 

SpongeBob Weekend Shorts: $34.95

SpongeBob's white shirt, red tie and brown short pants create an iconic look that's super easy to replicate with the help of these shorts. They're in men's sizes, so size down accordingly.

(via Beloved Wear)

 

Conch Shell iPhone Speaker Amplifier: $72

While we couldn't find a conch shell cell phone case, we did locate these awesome conch shell iPhone speaker amplifiers. Insert your phone and the unique spiral shape of the shell will naturally amplify the sound of your phone. Pretty spiffy.

(via WAAM Industries)

 

Pineapple Sponge Holder: $26

This cute, pineapple-shaped ceramic holder can accommodate paper or napkins, but clearly the correct usage is for sponges.

(via Etsy)

 

Glove Candy Mold: $5

Would you believe that we couldn't find any glove-shaped candy on the internet? Luckily, with this cute little mold you'll be able to make your own Glove World-style treats in the comfort of your own home.

(via Etsy)

 

Weenie Hut General T-Shirt: $22.50

Not all of us belong in the Salty Spitoon. For the rest of us, there's always Weenie Hut General. Rep your pride with this tee.

(via Etsy)

 

Krusty Krab Parking Permit: $9

SpongeBob may never get his boating license, but you probably will. Hang this parking permit from the rearview mirror to show that you're an honorary Krusty Krabs employee.

(via Etsy)

 

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