15 Silly Captions for Every Pic of Your Squishmallows

What would we even do without Squishmallows?

The iconic stuffed toys are supremely huggable, with soft, round shapes that make them way too cute to resist. There's a good reason that so many people collect them, and with more than a thousand options out there, there are looks for every type of fan. Whether you have one or two Squishmallows or a hundred, chances are that you want to show them off, and we've come up with some great Instagram captions for doing just that.

For when you're hugging your all-time favorite Squishmallow:

"My main squeeze."

 

For when you already have a million Squishmallows, but you need even more:

"I wish, I wish, for more things that go 'squish.'"

 

For when you're just starting to expand your collection:

"My emotional support Squishmallow needed an emotional support Squishmallow."

 

For when you simply don't have enough arms to hug all of your plushes at once:

"I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus so I could hug 10 people at a time."

-Drew Barrymore

 

For the close-up of the Squishmallow that's gotten you through your toughest times:

"Meet my therapist."

 

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For when the Squishmallows at the store look like they're imprisoned in their barred cages:

"Free them!"

 

For when you said you were only going to buy one Squishmallow, but your cart is full of them:

"Found the 'one' I wanted."

 

For when way too much of your paycheck goes into buying more friends:

"Food: $200

Data: $150

Rent: $800

Squishmallows: $3,600

Utilities: $150

Someone who is good at the economy, please help me budget. My Squishmallows are lonely."

 

For when your growing Squishmallow squad is making you broke:

"It's me, hi. I'm the problem, it's me."

-"Anti-Hero," Taylor Swift

 

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For when you got a squishy gift and you couldn't be more delighted:

"Girls don't want flowers. They want Squishmallows."

 

For when your collection is so beautiful it brings a tear to your eye:

"Too much beauty can be hard to bear."

-Nancy Garden

 

For the shot of you squeezing the biggest Squishmallow you've got:

"Bigger is better."

 

For when your room is basically wall-to-wall Squishmallows:

"Imagine yourself living in a space that only contains things that spark joy."

-Marie Kondo

 

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For when your Squishmallows are your favorite coping mechanism:

"Here are the Squishmallows I bought because I was having a bad day. It's all of my Squishmallows."

 

For when that Squishmallow you've always dreamed of finally comes into your life:

"At last, my love has come along."

-"At Last," Etta James

 

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