Witty Captions for Every Pic You Post of Your Celebrity Crush on Instagram

Some Instagram accounts are less perfectly curated insights into people's best lives and more shrines to their celebrity crushes.

We won't judge. If every other pic you post is a famous person you can't stop thinking about, we think these captions will be perfect for you.

For the latest, totally stunning pic of your celeb crush looking totally unattainable:

"At least I know for a fact that I don't have a chance."

 

For the shot of your crush being extra heroic:

"Real people don't even impress me anymore."

 

For the image of your crush with your S.O. that makes you profoundly jealous:

"I can't believe he would cheat on me like this."

 

For the news about your celeb crush getting engaged, married or having a baby:

"I guess if I love you, I should let you move on."

-Troy Bolton, High School Musical 

 

For the shot of your crush doing a mundane, everyday activity that you could totally imagine doing with them:

 

"☐ Single

☐ Taken

☑ Having a mental relationship with a celebrity who doesn't know I exist."

 

For the picture of your famous crush looking way hotter than any person you've ever met in real life:

"This person has set my dating expectations WAY too high."

 

For that one image of your crush you've posted again and again because it's so perfect:

"I don't want someone like you. I want you."

 

For when you've been thinking about a crush all day and just have to post a pic of them:

"I think about you a little more than I should."

 

For that one pic of your celeb crush that always makes your heart race:

"Hi. You don't know me, but we're gonna be married."

-London Tipton, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

 

For the glorious snapshot of you actually meeting your famous crush:

"I'm not just his fan. I'm his wife."

 

If you intend to use every one of these captions, click HERE for all the reasons having a celeb crush is better than having one IRL.