This Is Your Perfect Denny’s Order, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
When it comes to personality, we owe a lot to the stars.
And as it turns out, even our taste buds can be determined by these celestial bodies above. Well, at the very least, our inclination towards certain menu items over others.
Continue reading to see what your zodiac sign says about your perfect Denny's order. The stars may actually shock you.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Honey Jalapeno Bacon Sriracha Burger
For you, Aries, the phrase, "Go big or go home" is more of a challenge than a suggestion. And in the face of a challenge, you don't just want to win, you want to annihilate the competition. That's why the only order for you is this mouthful of a burger. While sugar and spice may be nice, you're ordering up this perfectly paired Denny's dish to prove that you can crush the opposition, whether they're a sports team or a diner menu item. Yeah, say go big or go home one more time, Aries dares you.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): The Grand Slamwich
TBH, this sandwich had you at "grand." Taurus is all about glitz and glamour, which is why this Denny's menu item really speaks your language. This trademarked slamwich is the color of gold, so you know it'll accessorize your brunch outfit perfectly. While the outward appearance appeals to your inner standards, you also have to admit that this hearty dish is super filling and covers all the important breakfast food groups. Hey, just because Taurus loves luxury doesn't mean they don't have a practical head on their shoulders.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Loaded Bacon Cheddar Tots
Talkative and extroverted, Gemini are all about spending time with friends. In fact, it's their favorite pastime. Because you're always looking for someone to share a conversation with, your go-to Denny's menu item has to be this app that is just as easy to split as it is to gobble up. Who doesn't like bacon? Who doesn't like cheese? Who doesn't like tater tots? Who doesn't like a Gemini? Our point exactly. This dish is the perfect pairing to any heart-to-heart, gossip sesh or laugh track that you and your friends might indulge in. But one thing's for sure: You have to watch your back around a Gemini because they may be super cheesy, but they've also got a kick.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Southern Chicken Slugger
Cancers are the comfort seekers of the zodiac. You enjoy security and strong bonds, which is exactly why you know that the Southern Chicken Slugger will always be there for you. Awww. Whether we're talking about friendships, relationships or food choices, you're all about making bonds that will last a lifetime. It's no wonder why this soul food is your spirit meal. With two crispy chicken strips and a buttermilk biscuit smothered in country gravy, you'll feel right at home no matter which Denny's you dine in. This dish just gets you.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Dulce de Leche Pancakes
Leo is a star, which is why your go-to Denny's dish is a true showstopper. The Dulce de Leche pancakes may be a new menu item, but you're no novice when it comes to ordering the most impressive invention of the moment. Sure, it may be a short stack, but there is nothing small about this sweet and cinnamon-y plate of flapjacks. While you're all about the rich flavor that these pancakes provide, we both know you're also interested in showing off this order that's just as flashy as you. Everyone else in the zodiac could use a little bit of your #inspo at the table.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): Build Your Own Sampler
Virgo, your attention to detail sets you apart from the rest of the signs in the sky. Because of your analytical brain, you take total control of your life—whether it be your school schedule or your assortment of apps. You enjoy this "build your own" style menu because you're able to compile the perfect trio that will balance out your meal. If there's one motto any Virgo lives by, it's "if you want something done right, do it yourself." Personally speaking, we're all about the mozzarella sticks, quesadilla and chicken strips. But of course, we'll leave the decision up to you.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): The Super Bird
Libra, we both know that each and every aspect of your life requires balance—even when it comes to your Denny's order. The Super Bird really hits the spot all while being leaner than the average sandwich on the menu. Turkey and tomato is a pairing of healthy champions, but you add that much needed balance to your life with some butter-grilled sourdough and bacon. Again, the word of the day is balance. You're a tranquil spirit, Libra, which is why you require a sandwich that's just as chill as you.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Chicken Strips
If this order has anyone but Scorpio scratching their heads… then Scorpio has done their job. Yes, this sign is notably full of mystery and intrigue, which is exactly why their favorite Denny's menu item is the ominously simple selection of chicken strips. While others may have pegged this zodiac sign for something brooding and sultry off the dessert menu like a chocolate peanut butter milkshake or rich lava cake, only Scorpio knows that deep down they're a sucker for comfort. Yes, even secretive Scorpio needs a little reliability in their life sometimes.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Belgian Waffle Slam
As the globetrotters of the stars, Sagittarius is always looking to order something wordly off any menu. Whether you're sipping a cappuccino in the morning or dining on Thai cuisine in the evening, you're all about exploring the tastes of the earth, even from the comfort of your own home (or your local Denny's). The Belgian Waffle Slam calls your name because this iconic thick and fluffy item hot off the iron reminds you of better days spent touring the streets of Brussels, or, at the very least, flipping through destination magazines. You're just as light and airy as this dish, Sag, so you and these waffles are simply made for each other.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): All-American Slam
Determined and hard working, all Capricorns know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day… if you want to get anything worthwhile accomplished, that is. This classic dish comes with all the food groups a growing girl needs first thing in the morning: eggs, two types of breakfast meat, hash browns and toast. Cap, you like this dish because it gives you the strength you need to face all of life's challenges, from AP Physics to unlocking the secrets of your crush's heart.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Moons Over My Hammy
Good ol' Aquarius coming in hot with the puns. Of all the menu items that Denny's has to offer, this breakfast sandwich is the most major when it comes to name. Only Aquarius would truly appreciate this unique title enough to take the order for a spin. Ham definitely does not get the attention it deserves during breakfast, compared to the uber-popular bacon and equally accommodating sausage, but Aquarius has always been one to think out of the box. With not one but two types of cheese served up on this hammy breakfast sammy, this zodiac sign doesn't think twice about the haters because that just means a more sweet and savory sandwich for them.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Ultimate Omelette
When it comes to Pisces, this artistic sign appreciates the color of cooking. Denny's Ultimate Omelette is packed with varying hues, thanks to the savory cheese and egg, crisp multi-colored bell peppers and rich bacon and sausage. This zodiac is never one for leaving anything on the surface, which is why they roll deep with this dish that is just as dimensional as Pisces. But on top of those flavors and accent colors, you favor this meal because it provides the comfort and support you need after being the shoulder for someone to cry on or the ear your BFF needs after a breakup. You spend so much time caring for others, sweet, sweet compassionate Pisces, that it's time you sit back, relax and enjoy an aesthetically pleasing meal.
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