Our Fave Elle Woods Quotes From Legally Blonde to Use as Instagram Captions

One of our favorite movies of all time is without a doubt Legally Blonde.

There are so many amazing quotes that always leave a smile on our faces. Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods has to be one of the best characters ever written. From her snarky comebacks to her hilarious aloofness, we simply love her in Legally Blonde. If you do too, use one of the following Elle Woods quotes as your next Instagram caption!

For when you go bargain shopping:

"I saw it in Teen Vogue a year ago, so if you're trying to sell it to me for full price, you picked the wrong girl."

-Elle Woods

 

For that photo of you dressed up in an Elle Woods costume:

"So you're breaking up with me because I'm too blonde?"

-Elle Woods

 

For when your boyfriend is the ultimate jokester:

"I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead."

-Elle Woods

 

For that pic of you graduating:

"What, like it's hard?"

-Elle Woods

 

For when you say 'I object' to someone:

"I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life."

-Elle Woods

 

For that photo of you and your besties:

"This is gonna be just like senior year, except for funner!"

-Elle Woods

 

For when you do the bend and snap:

"It's called the bend and snap."

-Elle Woods

 

For that picture of you and your dog:

"I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods and we're both Gemini vegetarians."

-Elle Woods

 

For when you're doing something you love:

"Endorphins make you happy."

-Elle Woods

 

For that picture of you in an all-pink outfit:

"Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed."

-Elle Woods

 

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