15 Reasons Fiona the Hippo Is Total Spirit Animal Goals
Fiona the Hippo isn't your ordinary baby animal.
Born prematurely at the Cincinnati Zoo, you could say she started life out as a runt at only 29 pounds—nearly half the size of a typical hippopotamus.
From the moment she was born, Fiona wouldn't settle for anything less than excellence from her caregivers, demanding around-the-clock hand-feeding, soothing baths and, of course, tons of praise and encouragement.
This fabulous lifestyle is what makes her total spirit animal goals. Scroll below to find out more reasons why we can't get enough of this hippo-cute-amus:
1. She's not afraid to try an avant-garde outfit… and she flaunts it for the paparazzi.
2. She knows she's a firework and she's gonna let her colors burst. While the zoo claims she's usually a pretty quiet hippo, she can really make some noise around lunchtime and, you know, whenever she feels a song coming on.
3. She doesn't let anybody's "typical" weight sway her. Fiona knows that her natural born body is the perfect summer body.
4. She knows her "good side" is every side.
5. Fiona doesn't need beauty rest to be beautiful, but it doesn't hurt.
6. She orders off the secret menu. Here Fiona's eating a cup of grain, though she's requested it to be watered down to attain that nice "mushy" texture that's so appetizing.
7. She's beauty and she's grace, she's Miss Ignore Your Face.
8. She knows all about self-love, she practically invented it.
9. Fiona sees your summer vibes and doesn't go anywhere for water fun, the fun comes to her.
10. Wait, is this a picture or a video? Ugh you have to tell a girl when it's a video! This mistake may happen to us all, but Fi looks fly nonetheless.
11. She actually looks good when taking a tongue-out picture.
12. When she wants something she isn't afraid to ask for it.
13. Like we said…
14. She's totally mad that you took this video of her sleeping, but she's not mad at how cute she looks.
15. Her newborn baby shoot is flawless. Look at that smeyes.
Fiona the Hippo may be our latest animal love, but for more hairless hilarity, you have to check out what Ludwik the Skinny Pig's pet parents told us about his guinea popularity HERE.