16 Dad Jokes to Remind Us Why We Love Our Pops This Father’s Day
Dads are always coming through in the clutch with those corny quips.
In honor of Father's Day, we thought we'd share some of our fave dad jokes from the internet. Admit it, you've probably chuckled a little at one of these overused one-liners at least once in your life. Don't lie.
In case you need a little fresher on dad's humor, scroll below:
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1. This joke that will quack you up:
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn. #dadjokes— Dad Jokes! (@dadjokes247) June 16, 2016
2. This relevant Taylor Swift jab:
Me: "Hey Dad, guess who Taylor Swift is dating-Tom Hiddleston"
Dad: "wow, really? She has a long list of ex-lovers, doesn't she" #dadjokes— Abi Rendall (@Abirendall4) June 16, 2016
3. This legendary BB-8 pun:
Is BB Hungry?
No, BB-8.#dadjokes #StarWars— Entertainment Earth (@EntEarth) June 11, 2016
4. This too true anecdote:
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No I got them all cut"#DadJokes— catherine russell (@cjr918) June 7, 2016
5. This joke that's got us like BYE:
"@Sia cant see ya" -dad #dadjokes
— Hannah Woodard (@HannerBugg97) June 5, 2016
6. This pun that probably has Elsa cringing:
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it go #frozen #dadjokes #disney #sahd
— dadstayedhome (@Dadstayedhome) June 8, 2016
7. This meat-free jab:
"I have no beef with anyone… only because I'm a vegetarian." #DadJokes
— Arch Matta (@CornstArchie) June 8, 2016
8. This LOL-worthy Batman joke:
My husband is telling me #DadJokes: What do you call Batman leaving church early?
Christian Bale.
I hate that I laughed.
— Sylvana Cymballine (@WhiteZinWench) June 8, 2016
9. This cheesy classic:
What do you call bad cheese? No Gouda. #cheeseyjokes #joke #dadjokes #jokeoftheday #jokesbycoach
— Coach (@JokesByCoach) June 7, 2016
10. This one that had us actually laughing:
Ian requested a cake with multiple layers for his 9th birthday this week, but I said no. No tiers on your birthday, kid. #dadjokes
— Nathan Wilhoit (@NathanWilhoit) June 7, 2016
11. This yolk:
I accidentally dropped an egg yoke in the garbage and my dad yelled from the back room, "the yokes on you!" #dadjokes
— Ashley (@Dora_Ashley) June 6, 2016
12. This pun that would make tumblr proud:
"I can't believe so many people are into tumbling that it has its own website". #dadjokes
— Emmabemmafefifofemma (@emmagdilemma) June 6, 2016
13. This one that's kind of growing on us:
While sleeping, Ryan touched our dog's face and said "I didn't like my beard, then it grew on me." #dadjokes ????
— Ciara Rae (@ciara_rae) June 4, 2016
14. This one that takes dad jokes to the extreme:
A big cat escaped its cage at the zoo yesterday.
If I saw that I'd puma pants.#dadjokes #joke— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) April 1, 2016
15. This punny line:
Dani: "There's a subway in the mall?"
Dad: "Where does it go to?" #DadJokes #SauveFamGoesWest— mara ❁ (@mara_sauve) June 3, 2016
16. This joke only dads can get away with:
My dad just asked if I needed a hand when I went to carry my bags and when I said yes he started clapping for me #dadjokes
— Becky Stoolman (@beckystoolman) June 3, 2016
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