30 Witty Instagram Captions for All Your Pics Wearing Glasses

Lately, a cute pair of glasses has become our favorite type of accessory.

Whether you wear your specs all of the time, or only on special occasions when you want to look extra adorable, you shouldn't be afraid to snap some fresh selfies while wearing them—and when that time comes, you're going to need the perfect Instagram caption that sounds as clever as you look. Keep scrolling for our favorite quotes to use for just that purpose.

For when your glasses don't obscure the brilliant color of your eyes:

"My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass."

 

For the glasses that make you feel like a different person:

"Putting on a new pair of glasses… is a simple way to completely transform your look—just like a new hairstyle."

-Brad Goreski

 

For that cute pic of you and your S.O. in matching specs:

"I only have eyes for you"

 

For when your spiffy new glasses are the perfect complement to your natural look:

"Now I can finally see (exactly how cute I am)."

 

For when you're sick and tired that everyone keeps asking if they can try on your new lenses:

"Yes, I'm wearing glasses. No, you can't try them on."

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For the pic of you looking absolutely stunning in your cutest outfit and sharpest specs:

"I look spectacular."

 

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For the third pair of glasses you've gotten this year because you can't keep track of them:

"Eyeglasses? I go through eyeglasses like tissue."

-Peter Falk

 

For any simple selfie with your glasses on your face:

"Four eyes are better than two."

 

For the shot of you trying on new frames at the optometrist:

"Sometimes, all you need is a new perspective."

 

For the side-by-side pic of you squinting and your newly repaired vision:

"Most of my childhood is a big blur, 'cause I needed better glasses."

-Wendy Liebman

 

For the pic of you putting on your glasses before you take on a challenge:

"I can't think without my glasses."

-Vivienne Westwood

 

For when you have to explain for the 100th time that your glasses are not just cute fakes:

"I actually wear glasses because I need them to see."

 

For your first pic as a couple that shows you with new eyewear:

"After close inspection, I like you even more."

 

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For the selfie in your thick-rimmed nerd glasses:

"Talk nerdy to me."

 

For the photo of you accomplishing your biggest dreams, glasses in tow:

"With the right glasses, a girl can conquer the world."

 

For flaunting your fancy new frames:

"I can see clearly now…"

 

For when your glasses are mostly a prop for being extra:

"The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal."

-Jim Gaffigan

 

For the selfie you take when you steal a friend's glasses:

"Don't borrow someone else's spectacles to view yourself with."

-Simon Travaglia

 

For when your glass lenses are as clear as your judgment:

"Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses."

-Aaron Hill

 

For the photo showing off your brand-new pair of spectacles:

"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."

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For when you're dolled up from head to toe, and your glasses are the perfect finishing touch:

"Making a spectacle of myself."

 

For the closeup of your eyes that shows what you're truly thinking:

"If eyes are the windows to the soul, the glasses are the frames."

 

For that photo where you look especially clever in your glittering glasses:

"My eyes don't work, but at least I look smart."

 

For when your rosy shades match your sunny disposition:

"Seeing the world through rose-tinted glasses."

 

For the photo of your extravagantly elegant frames:

"Life's too short to wear boring glasses."

 

For the pic of your thickest, geekiest, chicest glasses frames:

"Life just makes so much more sense with black framed glasses on."

-Nicole Richie

 

For when your glasses are your ultimate flattering accessory:

"Boys often make passes at girls who wear glasses."

 

For when your glasses are making you look brainier than you truly are:

"I'm not smart. I just wear glasses."

 

For subtly drawing attention to your extra-cute hairdo and glasses pairing:

"R.I.P. to all the hairs my glasses have pulled out."

 

For documenting the new insight that comes with updated glasses:

"A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love."

-Friedrich Nietzsche

 

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