These Sweet Instagram Captions Are the Best Way to Brag About Your Halloween Candy Haul
Halloween and candy are basically synonymous.
You know you're going to end Oct. 31 with more sugar than you need, but you still have to show off just how many treats you tricked out of people—aka an Instagram showing off all your sweets is basically essential.
Keep scrolling for sweet Instagram captions that are perfect for bragging about your Halloween candy haul.
For digging into your favorite chocolate bar:
"Trick or treat yo'self."
For letting everyone know the real key to your heart:
"This witch can be bribed with chocolate."
For acknowledging that health goes out the door on Halloween:
"My diet today: 1% real food, 99% Halloween candy."
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For rewarding yourself for your awesome self-control:
"Every time I avoid eating Halloween candy, I reward myself by eating Halloween candy."
For putting all the candy corn in one pile to discard later:
"The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn."
-Lewis Black
For hiding your candy stash from your parents:
"The best thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world."
-Rosecrans Baldwin
For only sharing your candy with your special someone:
"You so sweet, like Halloween candy, trick or treat."
-"Love (A Poem)," Futuristic
For an ironic photo of you still working through your candy stash a week after Halloween:
"I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie."
-Michael Trevino
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For letting everyone know that dessert is more important than fitness:
"I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert."
-Jason Love
For a photo that just sums it all up:
"I want candy."
-"I Want Candy," the
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