The In-N-Out Secret Menu Item You Should Order, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
In-N-Out just may be the best fast food on the planet.
Do we only feel that way because it's available in exclusive locations? Maybe, but we stand by our statement.
However, if you're a true In-N-Out fan, you know that the full menu is just the beginning. There's also an entire secret menu filled with more delicious treats you can enjoy.
If you want to experience In-N-Out like a true fan, keep scrolling to see the secret menu item you should order, based on your zodiac sign.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): 4×4 Burger
You're the most impulsive and determined sign in the zodiac, Aries. If you're going to do something out of the ordinary—which you often do—you're going to go all out. There's no secret menu option for you quite as fitting as the legendary 4×4 burger. It's a monster of a meal, piled high with four patties and four slices of cheese. With your enthusiastic and sometimes impulsive nature, you'd be thrilled to get your hands on this monstrosity and prove that no burger is too much for you.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Add Peppers
You definitely appreciate the finer things in life, Taurus. Not only that, you also take a "treat yo'self" approach to pretty much everything in your world. Combine all of that, and it only makes sense that you would order your burger with banana peppers. Sure, you could apply them yourself at the condiment station, but why bother? Your refined tastes need that sweet and spicy element, and you'd rather have someone else do it for you.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Protein Style
Ugh, Gemini. You can never make up your mind about anything. Do you want to indulge in a delicious burger or do you want to go the healthier route and enjoy a salad? With the Protein Style burger, you can have both (sort of). This burger replaces normal bread buns with leaves of lettuce. It's all the deliciousness of the In-N-Out classic, without the extra carbs to weigh you down. We're not saying it's totally wholesome, but it's definitely a healthier option to appease your double-sided personality.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Grilled Cheese
Poor little Cancer—you're the most emotional sign in all the zodiac. With all your highs and lows, you obviously have a need for on-demand comfort food to cope with your messy feelings. What's more comforting than a grilled cheese? This secret menu item is practically made for you. It features melted cheese, lettuce, tomato, spread and onions on a freshly baked bun. It's pretty much a gourmet sandwich, available on-demand for the next time you need to cry into your pillow and stuff yourself full of unhealthy carbs.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Animal Style Fries
Perhaps the most well-known secret menu item, Animal Style fries are basically the Queen Bee of all In-N-Out foods. As the self-declared queen of the zodiac, Leo, you obviously have to give them a try. Smothered in sauce, cheese and grilled onions, these fries are quite a dramatic choice. Much like you, they're guaranteed to stand out and they've earned quite the reputation as the most beloved item on the secret menu. You have a lot in common with this delicious snack, Leo—make sure you order it next time you pass an In-N-Out.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22): Well-Done Fries
You're a sign with an almost ridiculous attention to detail, Virgo. You're highly critical of everything around you, so you would probably be one of the only the only people to notice a slight change in your In-N-Out fries. If you want crispier fries with a slightly darker hue, order them well-done the next time you pull through the drive-thru. They have a satisfying crunch and a slightly different flavor than their lighter counterparts, and you would definitely be the one to appreciate the change.
Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): Animal Style Burger
You're a sign who craves balance in all things, Libra. On the In-N-Out secret menu, you won't find an item with a more balanced flavor than the Animal Style burger. The grilled patty, onions smothered in sauce, gooey cheese and pickles all combine to create an out-of-this-world flavor profile. It has the tangy, the savory, the salty and the plain delicious, all in one yummy bite. It's a well balanced meal for your well balanced nature.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): The Flying Dutchman
You're a bit of a mystery, Scorpio. No one really knows what's up with you, but you're definitely decisive when it comes to your rather odd choices. Keeping in line with your peculiar nature, you should definitely give The Flying Dutchman a try. It's probably the weirdest item on the secret menu, considering it's just two pieces of meat with cheese in between. However, it's very you, Scorpio. Who knows? It might just become your new favorite meal.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): 3×3 Burger
Ah, Sagittarius. You're an optimistic sign who's always on the hunt for more. It makes sense the the Double Double at In-N-Out wouldn't quite quench your thirst for adventure. Thankfully, you can order the 3×3 off the secret menu. With one more meat patty and one more slice of cheese, it might be just enough to satisfy all your cravings.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Double Meat
You're a sign that appreciates tradition, Capricorn. You're not one to step too far out of the box. In fact, you're pretty comfortable adhering to the normal way of doing things. You need a secret menu item that isn't so off the wall, like the Double Meat burger. The only change-up from the traditional In-N-Out burger is an extra beef patty stacked on top. It's simple enough to appeal to your love of custom, but it's also a good opportunity to give the secret menu a whirl.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Neapolitan Shake
You're an independent sign, Aquarius, who's all about adaptation and solving problems. If you can't decide which shake to get with your meal, the secret menu has the solution—just order them all. This fancy-shmancy shake combines every flavor together in a twisted mess that's totally reminiscent of the classic ice cream. It's an original take on a classic menu item, and one you're sure to love.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Root Beer Float
Ah, Pisces. You're the sweetest sign in all the zodiac, which means you deserve a sweet treat off the secret menu. You have to give the creamy and delicious Root Beer Float a try. Soft serve ice cream melts in fizzy root beer, creating a nostalgic childhood fave perfect for any season.
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