The Funniest Scott Disick Quotes to Use as Instagram Captions

If you've ever seen an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, you've observed the presence of Scott Disick.

Scott is the most sarcastic and arguably funniest person on the show. His one-liners make us laugh till we cry, and we love seeing his interactions with the whole family. If you look up "extra" in the dictionary, his picture is right there alongside it.

Love him as much as we do? Keep reading for the funniest Scott Disick quotes to use as Instagram captions:

For that bomb selfie you post:

"I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants."

 

For when you show off your entire family:

"I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country."

 

For that photo of you having the time of your life:

"Who wouldn't wanna hang out with me?"

 

For when you're doing something super boujee:

"I've always been into being ultra-rich."

 

For that pic of you with your fave aunt:

"Auntie Kris! It's me! Todd Kraines."

 

For when you snap a picture of your killer outfit:

"You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit."

 

For that hilarious photo of you and your girl fighting:

"What do you want, devil woman?"

 

For when you take a pic with the only one who's ever there for you—your dog:

"You know, I've realised that I'm probably just perfect and it's everybody else around me that's got issues."

 

Love the Kardashian clan? Look HERE for the best quotes from Keeping Up With the Kardashians to use as your next Instagram caption.