12 Hilarious KUWTK Quotes to Use as Instagram Captions

The Kardashians—you either love 'em or you hate 'em. But either way, you've got to admit, they're pretty dang funny.

Some of the things the Kardashian/Jenner clan have said are downright outrageous, and we're totally here for it. Whether Kris is berating Kim for taking selfies on the way to drop Khloé off at jail, or Kylie confuses a pig for a chicken—there's no shortage of entertainment.

We just can't get enough of this khaotic family, and for good reason! Keep reading for 12 hilarious quotes from the gals of Keeping Up With the Kardashians to use as Instagram captions:

For that pic of you showing off your designer bag:

"There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's like Louis Vuitton baggage."

-Kim Kardashian


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For when you're taking a fam pic but they don't let you stand on your 'good side':

"Everyone is literally being so rude right now."

-Kourtney Kardashian

 

For that incredible pic of you post gym sesh:

"The best form of revenge is a good body."

-Khloe Kardashian

 

For when you're dressed to impress:

"It's hard to do normal things when every single person knows who you are."

-Kylie Jenner

 

For that pic of you wearing red lipstick:

"Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, don't let boys be mean to you."

-Kendall Jenner


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For that photoshoot you made your mom take of you:

"You're doing amazing sweetie."

-Kris Jenner

 

For that pic of all your online packages waiting to be opened:

"Shopping online is the greatest invention of life."

-Kim Kardashian

 

For the shot of you showing off your very frivolous expenditures:

"Kim, there's people that are dying."

-Kourtney Kardashian

 

For that pic of you looking majorly confused:

"My motto—I don't know."

-Khloe Kardashian


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For when you take a pic with any animal that's not a chicken:

"Is that a chicken?"

-Kylie Jenner

 

For that cute picture of you and your little sister, cousin, niece, etc.:

"It's crazy to think North West can already read better than Kendall Jenner."

-Kendall Jenner

 

For when you want to leave an air of mystery in your latest Insta shot:

"This is a case for the FBI."

-Kris Jenner


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Can't get enough of the Kardashians? Check out THIS interview with Sophia Pippen, Kim's goddaughter, where she dishes on the fam.

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