20 Perfect Captions for Your Next Pizza Post on Instagram

Say it with us, pizza is life.

There's a perfect Instagram caption for every pizza-related situation, and we just happened to find them all for you. Go forth and eat your pizza hearts out, friends.

For the eight pizzas you ordered (for yourself):

"Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity."

 

For when you have no plans to share:

"You want a pizza me?"

 

For the cheesy bite that fills you with optimism:

"Pizza makes me think that anything is possible."

-Henry Rollins

 

For the "Pizza prayers up" shot:

"In crust we trust."

 

 

For the classic pizza aesthetic shot:

"A slice a day keeps the sad away."

Close out 2017 with ????

A post shared by Pizza Hut ???? (@pizzahut) on Dec 30, 2017 at 3:01pm PST

 

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For when you're eating pizza in an exotic location:

"Life is not about finding yourself, it's about finding pizza."

 

For that surprisingly delightful frozen pizza:

"But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good."

-Neil Patrick Harris

 

For the mushy shot of you and your S.O.:

"I pepper-only have eyes for you."

 

For dedicating your paycheck to a worthy cause:

"Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza."

-Andrew W.K.

 

For when you're dressed and ready to rock winter formal, but need your pizza fix first:

"Okay, but first, pizza."

I love you @tmarie247

A post shared by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jan 27, 2017 at 3:12pm PST

 

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For sleepover pizza shots at your house:

"Home is where the pizza is."

 

For the sweet Valentine's Day shot of you and your S.O.:

"You've stolen a pizza my heart."

✔️pizza in Naples #bucketlist

A post shared by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on Jul 23, 2015 at 5:44am PDT

 

For a sassy pic of you eating pizza solo:

"Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you."

 

For a shot of you in a fancy setting with a box of pizza all to yourself:

"Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself."

Princess pizza party.

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Jul 4, 2014 at 11:26pm PDT

 

For when you can't even be bothered to use a table:

"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."

-Kevin James

 

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For the photo of your failed attempt at making dinner:

"If at first you don't succeed, order pizza."

 

For a silly pizza selfie with your BFF:

"I love you to pizzas."

 

For knowing you're about to scarf down the entire pizza:

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

-Yogi Berra

 

For celebrating the consistency of pizza in your life:

"Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life."

-Ed Sheeran

 

For making your own pie from scratch:

"I don't want pizza. I knead it."

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