These Low-Key Hilarious Megan Fox Quotes Make Great Instagram Captions

We've been fans of Megan Fox ever since her roles in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and Jennifer's Body. Seriously—has there ever been a better cinematic experience than either of those films?

Whether you love her from her movies or parts in television shows (we're looking at you, New Girl), we can all admit she's a total babe and an incredible actress. Not to mention Megan's relationship with Machine Gun Kelly! We think the star is going places and want to show our love for her on social media. Below, you'll find a list of our favorite Megan Fox quotes that are low-key hilarious and double as great Instagram captions.

When you're feeling yourself:

"Well, I'm clearly not ugly."

 

For that throwback picture of you getting into trouble as a kid:

"I was grounded for all of my childhood. Not most… all."

 

For when you're bundled up on your couch in a sea of blankets and pillows:

"I have no friends and I never leave my house."

 

For that photo of you living it large:

"I've lived the life of a 25-year-old since I was 18."

 

For when you've had yourself a day:

"I'm emotionally unpredictable and all over the place."

 

For that pic of you in your hottest outfit:

"I don't think men approach me for intellectual conversation."

 

For when you and your besties are out for the night:

"I am a stepmother to the fullest extent."

 

For that picture of you not socializing:

"I could go days… weeks… without talking to another human being."

 

Love Megan as much as we do? Look HERE for a look at her hottest looks from summer 2021.