20 Pick-Up Lines That Make Amazing Instagram Captions

Pick-up lines—you either love 'em or you hate 'em.

But TBH, we've all searched for these silly one-liners to use on our crushes at some point or another. Whether or not they've worked, you probably earned a smile—either because they actually thought it was funny or because they felt awkward and uncomfortable.

But these can be used for more than just in-person. Below, we've rounded up 20 pick-up lines that make amazing Instagram captions:

For when you're kissing your S.O.

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"


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For the pic of your partner holding you up:

"Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you."

 

For when you're in your bathing suit:

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

 

For that adorable pic of you:

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

 

For when you're smiling at the camera:

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile."


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Also read about: 12 Low-Key Text Messages to Confess Your Feelings to Your Crush

 

For when you're looking lovingly into your partner's eyes:

"Let's flip a coin. Heads you're mine, tails I'm yours."

 

For the photo of you and your S.O. looking cute together:

"I'm no photographer, but I can picture the two of us together."

 

For that pic of you during Christmastime:

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

 

For that photo of you lying on the floor:

"Call life alert. I've fallen for you and I can't get up."


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For the pic of your S.O. not paying attention to you:

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

 

Also read about: What to Respond When Your Crush Texts You 'Hey'

 

For the picture of you with a flirty grin:

"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

 

For your brunch pic featuring orange juice:

"I think you're suffering from lack of vitamin me."

 

For that up-close shot of you and your S.O.:

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"


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For when you and your S.O. are looking your absolute best:

"You remind me of chapstick because you da balm."

 

For the pic of you bored at the library:

"The library's closing. Mind if I check you out instead?"

 

Also read about: How to Decode 61 Common Emojis From Your Crush

 

For the photo of you stuffing your face with candy:

"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."

 

For the pic of your new sneakers:

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

 

For the picture of what you just freshly baked:

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."

 

For that solo pic of your S.O.

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

 

For that solo shot taken just for your Star Wars-lovin' crush:

"Yoda one for me."

 

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