Hilarious Schitt’s Creek One-Liners to Use as Your Next Instagram Caption
Netflix made us all very happy over the weekend when they dropped the sixth and final season of Schitt's Creek a few days early—and we think it's the best season yet.
Over the years, we've truly come to love the Rose family as they went from spoiled, entitled and oblivious to the real world and somehow became the heart of their community. It's an incredible series about empathy and how your perspective of people changes when you give them a real chance. Plus, it's as heartfelt as it is hilarious.
To celebrate the show's beautiful end, we've gathered our favorite series quotes from over the years. Keep scrolling to find out how to use them all as Instagram captions.
For showcasing your fabulous new pair of heels:
"I don't skate through life… I walk through life, in really nice shoes."
-Alexis Rose
(Schitt's Creek via CBC)
For when you wind up doing something you really shouldn't have done:
"I am suddenly overwhelmed with regret. It's a new feeling for me, and I don't find it at all pleasurable."
-Moira Rose
For when the loneliness of quarantine time strikes:
"I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think I'm funny and smart and charming."
-Alexis Rose
For that authentically heartfelt moment:
"I'm incapable of faking sincerity."
-Stevie Budd
For that throwback music festival pic:
"I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year."
-David Rose
For showing off your beautiful but shy bestie:
"You keep everything inside like a bashful clam."
-Moira Rose
(Schitt's Creek via CBC)
For when you're in the slightly spooky middle of nowhere:
"Is there like, a Texas Chainsaw movie being filmed out there that I'm not aware of?"
-David Rose
For when there's a rumor going around about you and you'd prefer it just went away:
"Gossip is the devil's telephone. Best to just hang up!"
-Moira Rose
For when you're feeling grumpy but your friends still love you anyway:
"You know, being approachable isn't that important anyway. The queen hasn't smiled since the '70s, and her birthdays are still very well attended."
-David Rose
(Schitt's Creek via CBC)
For when you have too much to do and no time to do it:
"I'm positively bedeviled with meetings et cetera."
-Moira Rose
For when your wallet is empty and you don't care about looking presentable:
"Oh, I know I don't have any money, but I need to look like I don't have money."
-Johnny Rose
(Schitt's Creek via CBC)
For when you're 100% done:
"Let's go. I've had enough waking hours for one day."
-Moira Rose
For when you finally get out of your head about what you're doing and confidently post that pic:
"Trust me, no one is thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you."
-Alexis Rose
For announcing your social media break:
"I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now."
-David Rose
(Schitt's Creek via CBC)
For that pic of you sharing a very tender moment with friends:
"Why should I be the only one encumbered with this emotional cargo?"
-Moira Rose
For the pic that shows you're ready for any adventure:
"I don't want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as 'up for anything.'"
-Alexis Rose
For bragging about the latest awesome deal you snatched up:
"I got these on a clearance rack at Target."
-Stevie Budd
(Schitt's Creek via CBC)
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