12 Silly Captions for All Your Insta Photos of Soft Pretzels
Soft pretzels are one of the ultimate mall foods. We happen to think they also deserve a little bit of Insta love.
If you happen to love them as much as we do, try one of these cute captions the next time you post a photo.
For when all it takes is a delicious pretzel to transform your day from horrible to wonderful:
"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, then go to work for a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day."
-Stanley Hudson, The Office
For the most triumphant pic of you biting into a soft pretzel:
"Time to pretzelebrate."
For feeling as twisted up as the pretzel in your hand:
"Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all."
-Sarah Bird
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For the pic of the salted pretzel that matches your mood:
"Feeling salty."
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For the pretzel that's seriously overloaded with tasty toppings:
"Knot joking around."
For the cute shot of your cinnamon-sugar pretzel:
"Sugar and spice and everything nice."
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For putting safety first:
"Always chew on your pretzels before you swallow."
-George W. Bush
For the photo of a massive pretzel with lots of extra bends and twirls:
"A life without twists and turns is incomplete."
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For the pretzel so sweet and decadent that you need a glass of milk to wash it down:
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
–Seinfeld
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For the extra indulgent-looking pretzel:
"Knotty or nice?"
For when you're not quite sure how to confess your true feelings:
"So, the thing is, I think that maybe I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings for… pretzels."
-Parker, Leverage
For the shot of you sharing a soft pretzel with your S.O.:
"I knead you."
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