15 Funny Quotes From The Good Place That Make Perfect Instagram Captions
We're obsessed with The Good Place and we're not ashamed to admit it.
This show easily established itself as one of our current faves after its premiere, in large part due to the surprising twists and turns that always keep us on our toes.
If you love this show as much as we do, keep scrolling for 15 funny quotes from The Good Place that make perfect Instagram captions.
For a photo of you struggling to decide if you should eat cake for lunch:
"Well, I've narrowed it down to two possibilities: yes and no."
-Chidi
(The Good Place via NBC)
For a video of you dancing along to your favorite tune from Queen Bey:
"Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That's how we got Beyoncé."
-Michael
For a photo when you're so happy nothing can bring you down:
"Here's my best approximation of human crying: Baaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
-Janet
For a photo of you struggling to get through your least favorite class of the day:
"This is the Bad Place."
-Eleanor
For a photo of you rocking a particularly fashionable outfit:
"I wish I could say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself."
-Tahani
(The Good Place via NBC)
For a photo when you're seriously not in the mood to live your life:
"I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am."
-Jason
For a photo when you're struggling to focus on your math homework:
"You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound my brain makes all the time."
-Chidi
For a photo of you heading into a sports game you're pretty sure you can't win:
"Now we're going to do the most human thing of all: Attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly."
-Michael
For a photo of you pulling off your best VSCO girl look:
"Ya basic."
-Eleanor
(The Good Place via NBC)
For a photo when your pup refuses to play with you:
"Here's the thing. I'm nice to you, and you're mean to me. There's something wrong about that, but I can't put my finger on what it is."
-Jason
For a pre-dance photo of you trying to prepare for homecoming:
"I've never been more stressed out in my entire life."
-Chidi
For a photo of you and your pals just enjoying each other's company:
"As long as I'm with you guys, I'm always in the fake Good Place."
-Michael
For a photo of you embracing your senior status and looking down on all the puny freshman:
"I've been around for a long time. Like, all of it."
-Michael
(The Good Place via NBC)
For a photo when you're just trying to be honest about what a hard day you're having:
"Hi, guys. I'm broken."
-Janet
For a photo when you're not looking your best, but you don't care:
"Pobody's nerfect."
-Eleanor
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