13 Silly Quotes and Lyrics that Embody Holiday Stress

The holidays are undoubtedly the most tense time of year. You have to spend so much money finding the perfect gifts for family and friends, there's traffic everywhere, the Christmas music is annoying and your relatives know exactly how to irritate you at the annual gathering.

Now that things are slowing down, we can laugh at our stress and anxieties from the past month. Ahead, find 13 hilarious and relatable quotes and lyrics about all those eye-roll moments of the holidays to use as the caption to your next Instagram post.

When you've heard 'Jingle Bells' too many times:

"The songs are catchy, but they're overplayed."

-"is it new years yet?"

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When you 'forgot' to play nice:

"Dear Santa, I was framed."

 

When there's one day a year you've been waiting for:

"I'm only a morning person on December 25th."

 

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When you'd much rather stay home by yourself:

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."

-Victor Borge

 

When the holidays make you scream out of frustration:

"Son of a nutcracker!"

Elf

 

When you have to wish that one person a good holiday:

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."

Home Alone 2

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When misbehaving means you can avoid Christmas:

"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip."

-Gary Allan

 

When you're most looking forward to the holiday party:

"Christmas isn't about Santa or Jesus. It's about the workplace."

The Office

 

When it's October again and you never took down last year's Christmas decorations:

"I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin."

-Winston Spear

 

When everyone around you gets irritable:

"Don't get your tinsel in a tangle."

 

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When your relatives start fighting about politics at the dinner table:

"A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn't get into a single argument all day."

-Melanie White

 

When you finally found an opportunity to get rid of your aggravating brothers and sisters:

"Santa, leave presents. Take my siblings."

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When you spent too much money on gifts:

"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gift with next year's money."

 

Do you need to decompress for the holidays? Read HERE for five effective affirmations to get you through your winter blues.

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