The Ugly Holiday Sweater You Should Wear, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
The holiday season has arrived, and you know what that means: Time to break out the ugly holiday sweaters.
If you don't have one or are in dire need of a new one—because, let's be honest, you can't have too many of 'em—your zodiac sign has you covered.
Scroll below to see which ugly holiday sweater you should rock, based on your sign.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Fireplace Ugly Holiday Sweater
Competitive is your middle name, Aries. You wholeheartedly stand by the saying "go big or go home." It's just who you are. Because of your need to always be No. 1 in whatever you do, a run-of-the-mill ugly holiday sweater isn't going to cut it. Instead, you need something more festive than everybody else—like this ugly holiday dress. We guarantee you'll be the only one wearing something this gaudy, so you're sure to win the ugly sweater contest.
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Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Rudolph Ugly Holiday Sweater
Reliable and practical, others count on you to get the job done. The same goes with Rudolph. He's always there to light the way, as are you. Whenever your friends need advice or a shoulder to cry on, they turn to you. This sweater also speaks to your affinity for nice things. It's comfy, cozy and oh, so soft. If you start to get overwhelmed by all the people you're surrounded by at holiday parties, rubbing Rudolph's nose will make it all better.
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Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Naughty/Nice List Ugly Holiday Sweater
Symbolized by the twins, you're known for representing two different personalities. One day, you'll be bubbly and vivacious, and the next you'll be quiet and reserved. You're indecisive to a fault, which is why this naughty/nice list ugly holiday sweater is right up your alley. To switch your stance on which list you think you're on, simply swipe across the sequins to have it read either "naughty" or "nice." People will be intrigued by your sweater, so you're sure to strike up plenty of conversations at your next holiday party wearing this bad boy.
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Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Gingerbread Man Ugly Holiday Sweater
You may act tough, but you're pretty delicate, Cancer. You're filled to the brim with emotions that you don't know how to express, so you spend most of your days cuddled up in bed. We don't blame you. To make sure people take your sensitivity into account this holiday season, this gingerbread man sweater is exactly what you need. It's the perfect reminder that if you're pushed too far, you will snap.
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Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Christmas Tree Ugly Holiday Sweater
Even though the holidays are all about celebrating the wonderful people in your life, you still find a way to make it all about you, Leo. What? You can't help it that your desire to be the center of attention is so fierce that you'll do just about anything to steal the spotlight. If you really want all eyes on you this holiday season, you should invest in this Christmas tree sweater. No one will be able to look away from this spectacular array of festiveness. Who knows? You may even end up replacing your family's Christmas tree. But that was your plan all along, wasn't it?
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Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): Winter Wonderland Ugly Holiday Sweater
It's always best to keep it simple. Right, Virgo? While everyone else is living it up in their ridiculous sweaters, you'd prefer something less horrifying. Because you crave practicality, you want a sweater than you can wear all winter long. Say hello to this scenic winter wonderland-themed sweater. It's not too showy, but it'll still showcase your holiday spirit.
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Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Chillin' With My Snowmies Ugly Holiday Sweater
You're a gracious and social individual who plays well with others, Libra. In fact, you'd much rather be surrounded by a bunch of strangers than be forced to spend even five minutes by yourself. Luckily for you, you're pretty likable, so others have no problem wasting their day with you. Because you're constantly surrounded by friends and family, you definitely need this "Chillin' With My Snowmies" ugly holiday sweater. You'll never be alone with these guys merrily resting on your torso.
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Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Deck Yo' Self Ugly Holiday Sweater
You're a truth-seeker, Scorpio. While others leave it in the hands of others to tell them what's wrong and right, you dig deep to uncover the facts. You're known for getting into arguments about anything, but you always come out on top. Why? Because you do your research. This "Deck Yo' Self" sweater is a reminder to all that you are not to be messed with, even during the holidays.
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Salt Bae Ugly Holiday Sweater
An optimist through and through, you find great pleasure in bringing joy to other people's lives, Sagittarius. Only someone as hilarious as you could get away with rocking this Salt Bae-inspired ugly holiday sweater to your next shindig. Everyone will start cracking up the second you walk through the door. People love a good meme.
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Unembellished Ugly Holiday Sweater
Responsible and disciplined, you're known for being a bit too serious, Capricorn. But you do know there's a time and a place for fun. Wearing an ostentatious holiday sweater just doesn't qualify as "fun" for you. That being said, you also stick to traditions, so you'll gladly wear a holiday sweater if it'll make your family happy. We suggest slipping into this straightforward design.
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Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Design Your Own Ugly Holiday Sweater
There's no one quite like you, Aquarius. Seriously, you're about as original as they come—and you love knowing that. One of your biggest fears is lacking ingenuity. Because of your desire to not fit into a mold or be like everybody else, it only makes sense for you to make your own ugly holiday sweater. You can't find anyone with the same sweater as you if you make your own.
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Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Buddy the Elf Ugly Holiday Sweater
Buddy the Elf is your spirit animal, especially during the holiday season. You're as caring and kind as buddy, but you also don't mess around when it comes to spreading holiday cheer. You can put a smile on just about anyone's face, which is why you need this Buddy the Elf sweater. Not only will it put everyone around you in a peppier mood, wearing it will make you feel all warm inside—literally and figuratively.
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