Magical Quotes From WandaVision to Use as Instagram Captions

The ninth and final episode of WandaVision finally aired on Disney+ last week, and we have to say we couldn't have asked for more—even if it left us sobbing uncontrollably.

Now that it's finally all out, we have (most of) the answers we've been waiting for since January, and a big batch of ultra-quotable lines to remind us of the good times we had with Wanda and Vision's magical little sitcom world. Want to discover some of our favorites? Keep reading for the best bits from the show to use as your next Instagram caption, but be warned—these quotes may contain some spoilers!

For when everything is a mess, but you're manifesting positive results:

"Don't worry, darling. I have everything under control."

-Wanda Maximoff

WandaVision Wanda in Scarlet Witch Halloween costume

(WandaVision via Disney+)

 

For that impressive sleight of hand:

"Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions, because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe."

-Vision

WandaVision Vision questioning

(WandaVision via Disney+)

 

For when you're reunited with that special someone after a long absence:

"I have what I want and no one will ever take it from me again."

-Wanda Maximoff

 

For making the best of a difficult loss:

"What is grief, if not love persevering?"

-Vision

 

For when you're being coy about whether or not something is the real deal:

"In a real magic act everything is fake."

-Wanda Maximoff

 

For when you've finally found your people who accept you no matter what:

"It wasn't so hard to fit in after all. And all we had to do was be ourselves."

-Wanda Maximoff

 

For when you and your S.O. tend to surprise people:

"We are an unusual couple, you know?"

-Wanda Maximoff

 

For the pic of you and the whole witchy squad:

"You didn't think you were the only magical girl in town, did you?"

-Agatha Harkness

WandaVision Agnes taking Wanda away

(WandaVision via Disney+)

 

For when things feel just off:

"I've been feeling weirdy all day."

-Vision

 

For when you're dealing with some big emotions but you're learning to sit patiently with them:

"The urge to run from this feeling is powerful."

-Wanda Maximoff

 

For showcasing your new hobby:

"I don't understand this power. But I will."

-Wanda Maximoff

 

For when you've taken that big bully down a peg:

"I take power from the undeserving. It's kinda my thing."

-Agatha Harkness

 

For the farewell that you know will only be temporary:

"We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason…"  "…we'll say hello again."

-Vision and Wanda

WandaVision Wanda saying goodbye to Vision

(WandaVision via Disney+)

 

For that big fairytale ending:

"And they lived happily ever after."

-Vision

 

For when you're completely self-assured and you understand precisely who you are:

"Thanks for the lesson…but I don't need you to tell me who I am."

-Wanda Maximoff

WandaVision: Wanda in new Scarlet Witch costume

(WandaVision via Disney+)

 

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