Killer Quotes From You Season 3 That Double as Instagram Captions

Netflix's You Season 3 exceeded all of our wildest expectations.

Love and Joe's relationship is more tumultuous than ever, especially with the birth of their new baby Henry—or as Love and Dottie refer to him, Forty. And of course, Joe starts to fixate on someone other than his wife, leading to trouble at every corner. But the best part about this season has to be the new characters. Power couple Cary and Sherry are sure to be fan-favorites. Anytime they were on the screen, we were constantly in a fit of giggles.

The third season was full of tons of great quotes, and we rounded up our favorites that we think also double as great Instagram captions.

When you're at the beach and promise you're not going to get sunburned this time:

"Things will be different this time."

-Joe


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When you're fishing:

"The only food we eat is what we kill ourselves."

-Cary

 

When you're on a coffee date with your besties:

"Come latte with us."

-Sherry

 

When you and your besties are all queen bees:

"Never trust a queen bee."

-Joe

 

When you're holding a crying baby:

"You know, babies can tell when your heart's not in it."

-Love


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When you're actually wearing jeans:

"They haven't converted you to full-time athleisure yet. Congratulations."

-Theo

 

When you're meditating:

"You've got to check out to check in."

– Cary

 

When you're throwing shade at your guy friends:

"Mission accomplished. I sincerely cannot tell who the bigger douchebag is."

-Joe

 

When you're holding a bunch of shopping bags:

"Why does everybody think I'm impulsive?"

-Love


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When you're about to eat a yummy dessert:

"Now, it's time to vanish you."

-Joe

 

When your mom is making cookies:

"I'm not flirting with you. I'm begging you for food."

-Theo

 

When you show off your beauty collection:

"Beauty doesn't have a size, Love."

-Sherry

 

When you're at the boxing gym:

"Is he flirting with me or inviting me to join fight club?"

-Joe


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When you show off your abs:

"Lucky. Super high metab."

-Cary

 

When you finally got what you wanted:

"Happily ever after looks a lot different than I thought."

-Joe

 

When you show off your town's local bakery:

"A bakery? In a town that's peak keto?"

-Dottie

 

When you and your bestie are both bad influences:

"The difference is that I almost did a bad thing and she actually did a terrible thing."

-Joe


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When you post a funny TikTok:

"I'm making an ironic TikTok."

-Theo

 

When you're caught doing something stupid:

"We as a species deserve to go extinct."

-Joe

 

When you're ready to step outside of your comfort zone:

"We thought, instead of being prisoners of the cage, why not master it?"

-Cary


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