This Is the Cheese You Are, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
Cheese is one of life's greatest food creations. It graces our pizzas, our pastas and our sandwiches. What's not to love?
But when it comes to your inner cheese, only your zodiac sign knows who you truly brie-long with.
Scroll below to find out what type of cheese you are based on your star sign:
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Mozzarella
Aries, you're the most competitive sign of the zodiac. Your ambitious personality means that you won't settle for anything less than first place, which is exactly what mozzarella has placed in the past few years. Yes, it's true, mozzarella is the most consumed cheese in the country, which makes this fire sign and this cheese a perfect match. TBH, we all probably love this cheese most because it blankets our favorite dish: pizza.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Brie
Taurus, you may be known for your strong personality, but underneath that tough outer cheese rind, you're an ooey gooey fan of luxury. You like the good life, what can you say! Tauruses, ruled by the planet of love, are deeply rooted in their senses and enjoy being surrounded by things of beauty and class. Brie is one of the most luxurious soft cheeses out there, which makes this dairy indulgence your soulmate.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Cheddar
Gemini have many different moods that they are constantly alternating. Cheddar is your cheese because it comes in many forms. Sometimes Gemini are subdued like white cheddar, while at other times they are quick-witted like sharp cheddar. You, Geminis, are the communicators of the zodiac and what better cheese to bond with a new friend over than cheddar sliced up into a grilled cheese? Both you and this cheese are extremely versatile forces and it's no doubt that your creativity is boundless.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Cream Cheese
Cancer, you are a major fan of comfort and security. It's no wonder your soulmate cheese would be soft and spreadable. You and cream cheese go together like peanut butter and jelly because it's the most nurturing form of cheese out there. This dairy spread is top notch comfort food, whether you're spreading a dollop over a fluffy bagel or whipping it into a sweet and creamy cheesecake. Cancers are super sensitive, which, at the end of the day, makes you a big softy. Gain some comfort with the feel-good taste of this delicate cheese.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Nacho Cheese
Leos, you are the life of the party. Nacho cheese may not be the fanciest dairy product out there, but it sure does make a statement. When it comes to being the center of attention, Leos always know how to steal the spotlight. And what better way to pull focus than with a glorious nacho cheese fountain on the snack table? You are a high-energy sign that thrives on attention, just like this cheese. At times you're spicy and at others you're simply the most loyal friend around. For whatever mood you're in, there's a nacho cheese flavor for you.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): American Cheese
Virgo, you're the most analytic sign of the zodiac. You pay great attention to detail and never miss an observation. American is a cheese blend which fits perfectly with your personality because you're always making connections. In addition, you're always there for your friends and family when they need you, just like this classic comfort cheese. On the outside you're sweet and strong for others, but on the inside you could really use some support. This semi-soft, semi hard cheese really captures your essence. Virgos and American cheese are both much more complex than most people initially assume.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Parmesan
Libras are all about balance and harmony. You melt together perfectly with Parmesan because this cheese is all about adding balance to various meals. While you're constantly searching for fairness, Libras are also strong fighters. Parm may be soft and fluffy when it's grated, but deep down this cheese is hard and capable of Libra's fighting spirit. You, like Taurus, love the finer things in life, which also speaks to this cheese's reputation. From gourmet food to high-brow art, you can always be found among classy company.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Pepper Jack
Scorpio, you are the most mysterious sign of the zodiac. Everyone feels your power even before you've spoken a word. Just like pepper jack cheese, everyone knows you pack a punch before they've even taken a bite. You may be secretive at times, which speaks to this cheese's subtle flavor, but the combined spicy pepper adds an intense element to your personality. Scorpios are commonly misunderstood, which at times you enjoy and at other times you despise. Unlike other hard cheeses, you aren't that difficult to cut through once someone takes the time to understand you.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Gouda
Sagittarius are the adventurers of the zodiac. You're always up for new experiences, whether that means traveling to another country or bending some rules. Like you, Gouda is a globetrotter. As one of the most popular cheeses around the world, this delicacy just can't be tied down. You're both very popular because of your easy and fun spirited personalities. That said, Sag are also known for their ambition. Just like this star sign, Gouda is known for pairing together many different flavors and foods for optimal enjoyment.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Swiss
Capricorns are the old souls of the zodiac. You have a more refined palate because of your wisdom, which is beyond your years. Swiss speaks to your star sign because this cheese has a sharp flavor that can only be enjoyed by the most mature zodiac. Caps value hard work and discipline, which this cheese totally represents. While you can be a tad rigid at times, there's no denying your more wacky side that comes through every once in a while. Swiss may be strong in flavor, but the iconic holes prove this cheese is also capable of comedy.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Goat Cheese
Aquarius are the biggest thinkers of the stars. Like goat cheese, you're a little… different, but we love you nonetheless. You're known to push the limits of what everyone else thought possible and yet you never doubt yourself at any moment. Despite your semi-strange mind, you're very popular just like goat cheese, which is a snacking favorite. You're both softies that enjoy good company and big laughs, but sometimes you're so individualistic that you just have to be on your own.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Blue Cheese
Pisces are the deepest souls of the zodiac. You're so tuned into your own emotions that at times you can appear just as mysterious as Scorpios. While blue cheese isn't the most popular cheese on the market, it has rich and intense flavors that mirror Pisces' depth of imagination. You are known to take on other people's emotions which makes you and this category of cheese both literally and figuratively blue. While not everyone can understand your interest in things like poetry and obscure music, blue cheese is equally as mysterious to the world, so never feel alone!